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Post subject: What's Grosser Than Gross?  Posted: Fri Oct 09, 2009 3:26 pm |
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What's Grosser Than Gross?
You are eating a rump roast and it farts!
What's Grosser Than 10 babies in one garbage can?
One baby in 10 garbage cans!
"Mommy mommy why do I walk in circles?"
"Shut up or I will nail your other foot to the floor"
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 4:52 pm |
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:09 pm |
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Sun Oct 11, 2009 5:04 am |
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not even worth a el-oh-el....
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 3:28 pm |
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What's grosser than gross?
When you're eating white rice and the last one crawls away.
What's grosser than gross?
When two vampires are fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than gross?
When you kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 11:55 pm |
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spiderman_071 wrote: What's grosser than gross?
When you're eating white rice and the last one crawls away.
What's grosser than gross?
When two vampires are fighting over a bloody tampon.
What's grosser than gross?
When you kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue. That is gross..... grosser than gross actually!
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 8:28 am |
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spiderman_071 wrote: What's grosser than gross?
When you kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue. I was laughing until I got to this one. I think I found my gross limit. 
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 10:23 pm |
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omg, im gonna puke.....the grandma thing.... But that opens up a paradigm, is this grandma your actual blood related grandma? or is this like your best friends Gmilf status grandma....cus i mean face it, the Bow flex works miracles now a days to those grandmas 70+ years of age that can survive the workout sessions without croaking. 
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:05 pm |
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identity wrote: omg, im gonna puke.....the grandma thing.... But that opens up a paradigm, is this grandma your actual blood related grandma? or is this like your best friends Gmilf status grandma....cus i mean face it, the Bow flex works miracles now a days to those grandmas 70+ years of age that can survive the workout sessions without croaking. b*tch can make me some brownies after too.
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DrSatan
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:12 pm |
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identity
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Thu Oct 15, 2009 2:08 am |
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DrSatan wrote: True, that is gross....unless used for twinkie filling.....I bet it'll make the twinkie more nutritious then they already are. 
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2009 3:03 pm |
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If your "twinkie" is filled with THAT...you need to see a doctor immediately! Twinkie filling should not make it burn when you pee.
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zonecontrol
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Fri Jan 29, 2010 10:08 pm |
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I have no respect for the above post.
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:43 am |
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identity wrote: omg, im gonna puke.....the grandma thing.... But that opens up a paradigm, is this grandma your actual blood related grandma? or is this like your best friends Gmilf status grandma....cus i mean face it, the Bow flex works miracles now a days to those grandmas 70+ years of age that can survive the workout sessions without croaking. Yes, blood relative and definitely not a GILF.
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JOEWALT
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 6:10 am |
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 2:13 pm |
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^^^^ Now, that's really grosser than gross!!  
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 6:13 am |
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you know whats gross, mayonnaise
you know whats grosser than that? dreaming of eating mayonnaise
you know whats ever grosser than that? dreaming of eating mayonnaise and you wake up with your grandma sitting on your face
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cobysev
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Wed Mar 10, 2010 10:15 am |
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elbrian wrote: you know whats gross, mayonnaise
you know whats grosser than that? dreaming of eating mayonnaise
you know whats ever grosser than that? dreaming of eating mayonnaise and you wake up with your grandma sitting on your face ...and now I've passed my grossness threshold. I think I even dry-heaved a little. 
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 1:24 pm |
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You know whats grosser than that?
Oprah Winfrey going down on Rosie Odonell... And their both covered in Hellmans Fat Free Mayonaise!
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INOSC Beast
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Post subject: Re: What's Grosser Than Gross? Posted: Fri Mar 12, 2010 2:08 pm |
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Even more gross is the irony that nothing is really "fat free" about either one of them! 
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